Ha ha, yes, your health is indeed an investment. It's like putting your money in the stock market, except instead of stocks, you're investing in yourself. And instead of a stockbroker, you have your own personal health coach: your body! It's a wise investment, too, because unlike stocks, your health will never plummet in value. It's always worth something, even if it's just a good laugh when you try to touch your toes for the first time in 10 years. Just make sure to diversify your portfolio with a balanced diet, regular exercise, and plenty of laughter!